Commitment to Privacy
A little bit of something or “ALBOS” is committed to ensuring that your privacy is protected. Should we ask you to provide certain information by which you can be identified when using this website, then you can be assured that it will only be used to open accounts on pornographic websites.
What we collect
We may collect the following information:
- Email address
- Phone number
- Areola size
What we do with the information we gather
We require this information so that we can contact you. I know I joked about the porn sites above, but seriously I get an email through via the contact form. It sits in my inbox unless you’re some twat trying to sell me something or offer me overseas coding services and then you’re headed right for the bin.
Internal record keeping.
It’s possible that at some point you might get a “promotional” email off me. Basically if I’m doing something good and can be arsed you might get an email.
I do my best to keep your information and this website secure, but then there’s always some dodgy bastard trying to break or nick things so I can’t promise anything.
We call them biscuits in this country. If we’re drinking a cup of tea we often accompany the hot beverage with a nice biscuit. There are no cookies on this site.
Links to other websites
If you click on a link from this site and piss off to another site and then that site breaks your computer it’s not my fault.
Controlling your personal information
The Data Protection Act 1998 says that if you request it I have to provide any information I have about you. This means if you say “please provide any information you have on me” I’ll send you the email you sent me back. All a bit ridiculous. I wouldn’t waste your time or mine. Just have a biscuit instead (see above for serving suggestions).